chandler: ross, a sports car? wouldn't it have been cheaper to just stuff a sock down there?
ross: that's not what this is about. i am a sports car enthusiast. i have always been into cars.
joey: what's the horsepower on this thing?
ross: i don't know, but look how shiny!
chandler: alright, there's a nuclear holocaust, i'm the last man on earth. would you go out with me?
monica: ehh.
joey: gunther, i can't pay for this right now because i'm not working so i've had to cut down on some luxuries like paying for stuff
chandler: you split with carol because of different interests? i think you split with carol because you have one similar interest.
ross: hey joey, are men ever nice to strange women for no reason?
joey: no, only for sex
kathy: you have really great hair
chandler: thanks, i grew it myself
ross: god, this is the most beautiful engagement ring
rachel: yeah, well you should know, you bought like a billion of them.
joey: ross have you ever been beaten up before?
ross: yes!
joey: by someone besides monica?
ross: no.
phoebe: hi, i'm phoebe buffay, and i have babies coming out of me.
ross: hey joey, that's a really good idea!
joey: well, i was due
rachel: oh are you setting ross up with someone? does she have a wedding dress?
chandler: sometimes i wish i was a lesbian... did i say that out loud?